Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
ALWAYS be aware of your surroundings.
GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
See kids? They DID exist! Once.
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim