See kids? They DID exist! Once.
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ALWAYS be aware of your surroundings.
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
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TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....