TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
They play baseball a little differently on Mars
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!