Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
Breaking News - Wooden Fridge Abducted by Aliens
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk