LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
See kids? They DID exist! Once.
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.