Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
Martians attack capture enemy base
I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim
Breaking News - Wooden Fridge Abducted by Aliens
Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!