Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
ALWAYS be aware of your surroundings.
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