Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
Breaking News - Wooden Fridge Abducted by Aliens
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
They play baseball a little differently on Mars
See kids? They DID exist! Once.