Breaking News - Wooden Fridge Abducted by Aliens

Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!

Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....

GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.

i was sure i tied those down

LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk

We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim