Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
They play baseball a little differently on Mars
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim