I don't remember this Hardy Boys mystery.
Worry not, Elizabeth. I've engaged them to rid us of those pernicious zombies. Oh, Mr. Darcy, you DO think of everything, don't you?!
Breaking News - Wooden Fridge Abducted by Aliens
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk
GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.