Imaginary Arrests

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See kids? They DID exist! Once.

But What If She Turns Me Down?!

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GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.