GO ON, ZORTHOK, KNOCK ON THE DOOR. I KNEW HE'D CHICKEN OUT. LOOK, MORON, YOU CAN'T ASK HER OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
See kids? They DID exist! Once.
TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
Yup, that's complete historical accuracy right there....
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
They play baseball a little differently on Mars
We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim