I recently got married and this is my awesome custom-made wedding cake. My husband was played by Luigi and I by Princess Daisy. The best man was Mario and the Maid of Honor was Koopa Troopa. The Officiant was Flying Goomba.
"You wanted to know how I paid him back? This is how!! When it was all said and done, it looked like he got hit in the face with the cork from the bottle of Moscato we opened just before we cut the cake!!!"