It's great because it's unintentional and yet so spot-on...
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
YES WE HEART YOU, CAKE. No need to brag about it.
Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.
They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.
We love Lord of the Rings and wanted something awesome but the cake people couldn't do much. So we settled with this and the figures.
Oh Tiny Spiderman, did you hollow out the cake? You rascal!
It's like my favorite thing and my other favorite thing got together just to laugh at my inability to eat them at my desk. UNFAVORITED, YOU TWO!
Did Jean Grey finally come around?
It's OK, I'm pretty sure nobody's going to be upset if some of the foundation is showing.