They'd be so adorable if their children didn't burst from people's chests!
wedding cakes
Careful Optimus, that femme fatale may just be a Decepticon.
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Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
Hurry up and eat these suitcases already! And the driver while you're at it!
Something to remember: Marriage should be more co-op than PvP.
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/
