I sincerely hope it tastes like bacon.
Hey now, hey now, let's not take all the attention from the bride and groom! Darn exhibitionist symbolists!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good bite!
Neurological damage caused by mercury used in the curing process of felt was one of these reasons hat makers were known as "Mad Hatters" in the 19th century.
... Sorry if I've ruined Alice in Wonderland for anybody now. :/