wedding cakes

Not sari about posting this one! (I know, I know, try not to hurt yourself laughing or anything...)

Careful Optimus, that femme fatale may just be a Decepticon.

How does it stay up like that?

I know I'm not supposed to say this but, whatever red stuff is running down the side looks delicious. That's what I call a mmmmmassacre!

They say nobody's supposed to outdo the bride on her wedding day. But this cake just can't help being so completely delicious, OK? IT DIDN'T ASK TO BE BAKED.

This is the cake from the wedding of Scott Everhart and Jason Welker, who planned their wedding to coincide with yesterday's release of Astonishing X-Men #51 in which Northstar marries his partner Kyle.

More cake?

YES WE HEART YOU, CAKE. No need to brag about it.

Hey now, hey now, let's not take all the attention from the bride and groom! Darn exhibitionist symbolists!

We love Lord of the Rings and wanted something awesome but the cake people couldn't do much. So we settled with this and the figures.

"The Hunger Games" protagonist Katniss would probably lament the waste of perfectly good sugar and flour. Why waste it on one cake when it can be distributed throughout the entire district?

Check out more of this "Hunger Games"-themed photoshoot here! (Spoiler warning!)