If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
The Bride insisted it would be romantic if we didn't wear shoes during the procession. After the ceremony we were all cooling our feet in the fountain.
The dress isn't gonna trash itself, you're gonna have to do a little of the work.
The calm before the splash.