You may now toss your bride into the water.
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
The Bride insisted it would be romantic if we didn't wear shoes during the procession. After the ceremony we were all cooling our feet in the fountain.
The calm before the splash.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
The dress isn't gonna trash itself, you're gonna have to do a little of the work.