I have a sensitive scalp, dude! Stop! Ow!
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
Make way, make way! Desperate attempts for attention coming through!
From Submitter Kiwibeandip:
This what happens when your dad gets bored at the wedding dress fitting and mom is around the corner.
Just proves the old adage, "every bride is beautiful!"
When you're in a motorcycle club, even a wedding is no excuse to not wear your club colors.