No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.
When you're in a motorcycle club, even a wedding is no excuse to not wear your club colors.
Bridal veils can double as mosquito nets to prevent the spread of malaria at your destination wedding! #themoreyouknow #shootingstar
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.