veil

Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."

My cousins caught me trying my veil on....why were phone cameras invented?

If you want to get more mileage out of your veil by using it to sweep the floors, then who am I to complain?

No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!

From Submitter Kiwibeandip: This what happens when your dad gets bored at the wedding dress fitting and mom is around the corner.

Just proves the old adage, "every bride is beautiful!"

If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.

Honestly, stop messing around. This is a sacred day, what is wrong with you?

I have a sensitive scalp, dude! Stop! Ow!

If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.

Make way, make way! Desperate attempts for attention coming through!