Make way, make way! Desperate attempts for attention coming through!
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
I have a sensitive scalp, dude! Stop! Ow!
Hope it doesn't get as tangled as my iPod cord does about five times a day.
Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.
Watch it, she can get a little salty at times. Just don't agitate her too much.
Everyone come dressed as their favorite childhood teddy!
If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.