Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
If he's anything like me in these situations he'll spend the next ten minutes or so wildly thrashing about in the least graceful manner possible.
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Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.
Everyone come dressed as their favorite childhood teddy!
Make way, make way! Desperate attempts for attention coming through!
No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
I have a sensitive scalp, dude! Stop! Ow!
I feel like tree climbing is a skill that today's youth may be lacking. I blame Tumblr and Glee.
Hope it doesn't get as tangled as my iPod cord does about five times a day.