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I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!

A model is suspended by hot air balloon during an attempt to break the world record for longest wedding dress train in Bucharest, Romania. The train is made of 4,700 meters of fabric and stretches 1.86 miles long.

Check out the video here!

Because it's never been done before, Chinese bride Li Kuo wore a 110-pound wedding dress with a 520-meter-long (1,700 feet) train to her wedding in Beijing. She chose the number 520 because the numbers 5-2-0 are pronounced the same as "I love y

Not sure who would hate on a sweet train wedding, though!

All aboard the Ridiculous-Dress Express!

Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.

The first step to a happy marriage is not to trip on the first step.

Oh great, all these cheery flashmobbers are getting in the way of my usual morning subway commute nap. BOOOO!

Or walk very slowly with ants carrying your train.