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I'm fairly certain that aisle's been swept. But for the sake of my OCD, somebody please pick up her train or call Pippa Middleton or something!

All aboard the Ridiculous-Dress Express!

Not sure who would hate on a sweet train wedding, though!

Because it's never been done before, Chinese bride Li Kuo wore a 110-pound wedding dress with a 520-meter-long (1,700 feet) train to her wedding in Beijing. She chose the number 520 because the numbers 5-2-0 are pronounced the same as "I love you" in the local dialect.

Might be just me, but seeing these long wedding trains always calls to mind a yard freshly toilet-papered by the neighborhood kids. Which is just about the least romantic thing in existence...

Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.

A model is suspended by hot air balloon during an attempt to break the world record for longest wedding dress train in Bucharest, Romania. The train is made of 4,700 meters of fabric and stretches 1.86 miles long.

Check out the video here!