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HERE'S WHERE I MAKE A JOKE ABOUT CANADIANS LOVING HOCKEY

Phew, glad we got that over with. Very cute, and coming from someone who struggles just to stay vertical on ice skates, bravo sirs and ladies!

Hope they served orange slices and Gatorade at the reception!

Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!

Looks like she netted her a good one. I'm not sure about the structural integrity of her net, though...

As in, you're going to regret this stunt forever. Seriously, stop that right now.

Prolific Chicago Bulls announcer Ray Clay lends his golden voice to a wedding party!

Well, at least these greens don't need to be groomed.

(AAWWWW YEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)

The UEFA European Championship, the world's second biggest soccer tournament, is underway now in Poland and Ukraine. These die-hard fans are blessing unions with team spirit!