I've never been one to find death-themed weddings anything but morbid, so to me all this evokes is stealing jewelry from corpses. Err, I mean, happy wedding!
Traditional ring bearers are fun and all, but wouldn't you want your rings delivered to the altar by a BIRD OF FREAKING PREY?!
I'm not quite sure how trying fits in here, but Yoda is nothing if not convincing.
I don't see how a ring will protect me but okay, hop on my finger, little buddy!
This is why you don't pick out your wedding rings while drunk. (But we're still very happily married)
Dad doesn't approve...
Quit playing games with my heart. Unless it's Scrabble.
Ah ha! A good reason to keep your Legos around as an adult!
... must be manhandled by a veterinarian to get out.
I guess she finally put a ring on it.
Unless he proposed with a series of beeps and boops, it doesn't count!