I don't see how a ring will protect me but okay, hop on my finger, little buddy!
Not only did our hometown boy have a platinum single and two appearances on Ellen in the last year, he also just proposed to his lovely girlfriend of seven years with this stunning ring! (Purportedly NOT purchased at a thrift shop.)
Just because you can't ACTUALLY marry your cat doesn't mean you can come as close as legally possible to including your cat in your marriage.
It's worth a 10-minute hiatus in the nuptial action to make sure you can retrieve the bride's ring. They didn't find it during the ceremony, thankfully the vicar found it later. Phew!