I love the idea that the bride-to-be's screams of joy were indistinguishable from screams of bloody murder.
Police. Cops. Popo. 5-O. Whatever officer might be looking for, you'll find all that here and more. These coppers will charge you up like a battery, so get a shock to your system with witty police humor.
Don't mind the lonely ambulance driver, he's just going to pass by a few times, lamenting the sweet, sweet despair that is love. His siren is like a sigh that pleads to Venus to release him from the misery of longing for the one that got away. No, really, carry on with your merrymaking.