"Honestly, Mother, I want this photo because of how nice you look." "Bullsh*t, you want it because of that little girl."
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Just say "I do."
How annoying is it when you're taking your wedding photos in a lovely Ottawa park and the gosh darn Prime Minister shows up and ruins everything? Don't you have some governing to do?
Let's admit it, watching a couple sway back and forth for three and a half minutes isn't the most riveting thing, especially after sitting and watching them stand and gaze at each other for anywhere from ten to sixty minutes beforehand.
There's one in every family.
"I loved shooting my grandpa's wedding. I loved meeting my new family even more. That's my new uncle, the only person who's jumping in this picture."