If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
Adorable hand shapes spelling the word 'love'? Or GANG SIGNS?! I'll let you decide.
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.