Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Adorable hand shapes spelling the word 'love'? Or GANG SIGNS?! I'll let you decide.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."