We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
Adorable hand shapes spelling the word 'love'? Or GANG SIGNS?! I'll let you decide.
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.