We live in Hawaii, so the day after the wedding, we decided to go shark-cage-diving to Trash the Dress!
If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...