WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?!
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
You know what floats? Corpses. I mean, cork and witches and very small rocks float too, but so do corpses...
Today in "things that are glamorous in theory, not practice."
If you can't tell because of the ocean surrounding us, I'm crying for joy right now.
Adorable hand shapes spelling the word 'love'? Or GANG SIGNS?! I'll let you decide.
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
