a divorce party. complete with giant cookie, souvenir glasses, and specially-saved leftover wedding champagne.
"My friends Jessica and Brent didn't rehearse their first dance. They got to a very sweet part of the song and Jessica said "Brent, touch my face." This is what happened."
I had a destination wedding and realized that I forgot my something blue...the granola bar was the closest thing around.
It appears the person on the right tried a bit too hard. Evidence? Note the rip in his pants. A+ for effort.