Tom knew he was bad at public speaking, so he wrote a song instead! Super adorable. And amazing. Wow.
Remember gals, your life isn't about what you like to do or what you are good at. It's about positioning yourself to meet as many men as possible and pretending to be interested in their boring hobbies. #1940slogic
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
People say a successful marriage is hard, but I'm gonna be unpopular here and say that finishing the New York City Marathon is harder. I mean, how many lazy people are married? Tons!
Video game analogies for those of you born in 1980+.
Sounds about... wait what? No way.