You're doing it right.
Thank me later, ladies.
Men only jump that high for two reasons: basketball rebounds and ladies' undergarments.
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
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It takes real faith in the strength of your relationship to jump out of a plane together right off the bat.
I wonder if they paid them all five bucks to do that. Ha! Joke's on them, I would've done it for free.