Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
Darwin and Nintendo approve.
My friend had a geeky wedding, this was his tie clip.
Honestly, I would have just taken it for a very elaborate hair clip.
Press 1 for "Hot Mess."
Press 2 for "Just a Mess."
This is one game of scrabble that won't end with me flipping the board and storming off because SOMEBODY THINKS LATIN WORDS COUNT WHEN THE RULES CLEARLY STATE "NO FOREIGN WORDS."
This was in Oregan so I'm sure this water was freezing cold and I can't imagine doing this without a wet suit but no pain no gain and apparently the pictures were well worth it. That was one expensive trashed dress.
So you're about to be a husband/wife/father/mother. You know what's a great idea? Getting drunk and playing with firearms!