Theresa says: "The first thing we talked about when we met was juggling, so it had to make an appearance in our wedding. What better time than our first dance?"
Wait, what do you mean "swingers" means something other than "swing-dancers?"
"My friends Jessica and Brent didn't rehearse their first dance. They got to a very sweet part of the song and Jessica said "Brent, touch my face." This is what happened."