fall

Either it's been a really long day or he's doing his version of the worm that's a lot more like a slug.

No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.

Nothing brings a family together like collectively knocking out Aunt Jeanine.

Till death us do part

Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.

What? She can get up on her own!

FACT: She will not remember this happened 30 seconds from now.