Ticktock44 says: "Best use for ex-wife's wedding dress... snow camo!"
"Scarlet, you're blind, she looks like a big meringue."
That dress is like a cloud, it's so fluffy!
No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
She's pretty, I can't help it. The floofiest dress ever couldn't eclipse her pretty.
There is a whole rainbow out there, get fancy!
When you spend that much money on a piece of work, you show it off as often as you can!
The dress isn't gonna trash itself, you're gonna have to do a little of the work.
That is some pretty complicated underwear. Where's your dress?
Amber says: "My dress was made by my husband's brother who was also the best man so it was a good job that most people were admiring the dress and didn't notice the massive cowpat on hubby's knee!"