divorce

The rumors have been a-flying since Friday, but now it's been confirmed--Heidi Klum and Seal, seemingly one of the most solid celebrity couples, are set to divorce. This morning they released the following joint statement:

'While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate. 'We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have

a divorce party. complete with giant cookie, souvenir glasses, and specially-saved leftover wedding champagne.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Some sources are claiming it was Tom's beloved Scientology that drove her away, while others blame... aw, who am I kidding? It was Scientology, folks. That s* is batty.

Check out ROFLrazzi's coverage of this totally inevitable happening!

Improv group The Second City made this great parody of the now-famous lip-dub proposal!

Ride on, Newly-Single-Viking, ride on.