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Wait, I don't see any bored Disneyland-goers on mine carts! Not legit.

On the bright side, these guests don't eat a lot. However, good luck being the center of attention at your own wedding!

Raising the wedding expectations of little girls since 1923.

Reminds me of the last time I was put under for dental surgery... wait I mean best wedding ever!!

The happiest day of your life in the happiest place on earth sounds like a pretty good deal.

I mean, it is a fetish flick, right? :/

My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!

Sure you can have a free Disney wedding... but you must adhere to our strictly ridiculous dress code on premises...