My friend can still fit into her wedding dress from 1985. For her 25th anniversary, she celebrated by hiring a photographer to take pictures of how ridiculous the dress is, and how awesome it is to trash it.
"You wanted to know how I paid him back? This is how!! When it was all said and done, it looked like he got hit in the face with the cork from the bottle of Moscato we opened just before we cut the cake!!!"
