children

They are just so happy there parents are finally getting married

Or else the stork is dropping them older and older these days...

There is a low-flying children advisory in effect for this reception.

You see, this is why you shouldn't pay your ring bearers in sweets. They're obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.

They told her, "eliminate the groom and the cake will be yours!" She knew what she had to do.

Quite literally.