He was just trying to excuse himself gracefully through the trap door below because he doesn't really love or support them.
Sure it's a little long, but man, that officiant has an excellent way with words!
Do you think they programmed robots to perform the first dance for them?
You gotta start somewhere!
Getting married is super exciting, I know, but careful with that first kiss lest you end up on the floor.
Somebody didn't appreciate the couple getting all the attention.
Ugh, Barry, always the attention hog.