I'm not quite sure how trying fits in here, but Yoda is nothing if not convincing.
Do you care about Kings of Leon? You three over there! Did you hear that Jared Followill married Martha Patterson last weekend? Don't cry, it'll be okay.
No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
Having pets in your wedding is cute; until it's not.
My love for you is even bigger on the inside.
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!