The bride & groom met through roller derby, so this was a perfect way to celebrate that!
When you are a full time internet and you marry another full time internet, you deserve the most epic internet cake ever.
Wait, is there a new tradition of amputating the royal limbs before the wedding? That's a little too hardcore for me.
It's a shame we don't get to eat the cake, considering that dude is sleeping on it.
Our submitter says: "My coworker made his own wedding cake with fresh blueberry donuts. he also proposed at Disneyland at the castle which is what the cake is modeled after. how romantic!"
After cake you can have a lumberjack competition with your groomsmen!
Definitely, definitely made for eating by hungry bridal party attendees instead.