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Joe says: "She loves cake and cupcakes. I gave her an offer she couldn't refuse."

That sounds menacing, Joe! Are you in the mob? Wink once for yes, twice for no.

Scenario 1: He dropped the cake. Scenario 2: He's LEVITATING THE CAKE.

I prefer the second one.

Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.

Everyone's favorite Borderlands robot says "Hey, check me out everybody! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!"

My husband and I found parts of our reception quite dull. Why do couples need to seriously cut a cake? It isn't like cakes are unusual or a particular treat nowadays. So, whateva we said! Let's bring it!

Sure every couple cuts the cake, but not every couple completely eviscerates it! Love your dress by the way!

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