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Everyone's favorite Borderlands robot says "Hey, check me out everybody! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!"

I know it wouldn't be exactly appropriate to have a little flaming Denethor plunging into the depths but it sure would make this cake accurate!

Scenario 1: He dropped the cake. Scenario 2: He's LEVITATING THE CAKE.

I prefer the second one.

When you are a full time internet and you marry another full time internet, you deserve the most epic internet cake ever.

What time is it?

My husband really wanted a sword in the stone cake, he didn't see it until the reception (we we're married at Disney World) and was very happy that he finally got to pretend to be King Arthur.

FOR THE SHIIIREEEEE!! Hmm... FOR NARNIAAAAA!

Oh wait: FOR CAMELOOOOOOTTTTT!! There we go.

It may look small but don't worry, it'll feed everyone no problem.

When we were getting ready for our Batman-themed nuptials, we were having trouble finding a cake topper that combined the playfulness we wanted with the elegance a wedding calls for (in some opinions). Handmade from aluminum stripping and plastic beads, we think this (somehow) found the mark. The best part: we made it together.

This is my cousin's wedding cake. He and his lovely wife had a Day of the Dead Wedding on October first.

This cake is too dangerous, I can't watch!

Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.