When you are a full time internet and you marry another full time internet, you deserve the most epic internet cake ever.
Everyone's favorite Borderlands robot says "Hey, check me out everybody! I'm dancin', I'm dancin'!"
This is my cousin's wedding cake. He and his lovely wife had a Day of the Dead Wedding on October first.
We all know there are an infinite number of ways to express our love in the form of a cake. This is definitely the first time I've seen Star Trek and Halloween combined for a wedding. Genius!
Unfortunately, these are what my true love gave to me instead of "turtle doves." Never ask your true love to buy you something on a noisy subway ride.
I hope this doesn't mean that if you have a full head of hair like young Homer here when you get married that you'll end up fat and bald in ten years.
I don't know how your delicate little neck is supporting all that fake hair but kudos!
It's time to light the lights, it's time to get things started on the wedding cake tonight!
Anchors (forks) away my boys, anchors awaaaaayyyy.