Just don't get those hats near to anybody or you're going to have to pee on them. Probably wouldn't be the first time that happened at a wedding, but be careful nonetheless.
You've created a monster!
You see, the monochromatic bride and groom represent the old values of the patriarchy us women broke free of in the 1970s!! Yeah, it's a social statement. That's it!
Might have been a better alternative to window-smashing.