brides

You see, the monochromatic bride and groom represent the old values of the patriarchy us women broke free of in the 1970s!! Yeah, it's a social statement. That's it!

Come to think of it, that red glow might be from something other than bashfulness.

My money's on the one in white.

I was the photographer at this wedding and I asked the bride to show a little leg. She did, and accidentally gave the groom his first not-so-nice wedding present.

You've created a monster!

On one hand, that heart bouquet is cute! On the other hand, the outfit as a whole is just a mess.