My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds
Macho macho man, staring at his wife while he is doing wifey work just after their wedding, what a macho!
Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.
The first step to a happy marriage is not to trip on the first step.
In lew of hiring a DJ, we set up rock band at the reception.