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My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds

Macho macho man, staring at his wife while he is doing wifey work just after their wedding, what a macho!

Just because it's called a "train" doesn't mean it's an actual vehicle, you know.

The first step to a happy marriage is not to trip on the first step.

In lew of hiring a DJ, we set up rock band at the reception.

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