bride

gotta love those groovy puke yellow and crap green bridesmaid dresses

In which we see the pain and torture the groom and his men must endure at the hands of the bridesmaids. I kinda like these traditions!

Someday when you're old and gray and looking at your wedding album, you'll have a helluva time trying to remember what that one photo fad on the internet was called. Boarding? Timbering? It will completely escape you, I promise.

Don't be so prudish, Pixar Car! You're Italian. #stereotypes

... I'll just leave the bacon-wrapped asparagus I made for the reception in the car, then...

They even got a happy meal, how thoughtful!

This is my grandmother and grandfathers wedding photo from the 1920's, I swear they didn't always look this grumpy!

Oh man, I was so scared of their grumpiness I almost didn't post this. Just kidding! They look perfectly sunny to me, but maybe that's because I come from a city where it rains 300 days a year. This is as peppy as we get around here.

We are both goths and when we told our parents, that we're going to marry in this style, they we're shocked!

Shocked until they saw how good you guys look! Thank goodness black is your color or being a Goth would be pretty awkward...

It takes real faith in the strength of your relationship to jump out of a plane together right off the bat.

"I saw this in a small town in Greenville, MS - I do not know the bride and groom, but had to take a picture of the "traffic"."