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This is my grandmother and grandfathers wedding photo from the 1920's, I swear they didn't always look this grumpy!

Oh man, I was so scared of their grumpiness I almost didn't post this. Just kidding! They look perfectly sunny to me, but maybe that's because I come from a city where it rains 300 days a year. This is as peppy as we get around here.

Everybody says it's best to shop around a little before you get married.

Incredibly suspending both you and your betrothed with one arm? That's the power of love.

Good to know that although Justin Bieber has apparently grown a few inches and gained a few pounds since meeting the girl of this dreams (NOT Selena Gomez?!), he hasn't lost his cherubic voice or poppin' fresh moves.

So the maid of honor and I negotiated this shot with the photographer via silent gestures and nod, right behind the bride's back, on-the-spot during the pictures. It was our one goof move, and the MOH has the classic musical theater "stage moment!" look, while I have my maniacal mad-scientist elementary teacher face on. She had no idea until she got the pictures back!

My husband's unfortunatly timed head rub resulted in a photo that perhaps truely conveys his feelings

Yikes! Let's leave the bad karaoke for four hours into the reception when everybody's had a few, shall we?

Judge Dredd makes 'her' appearance known

Who wouldn't want to get married in Puerto Rico, the Isle of Enchantment?

It's what he does that counts. Thank God because from the looks of it he just said a mouthful.

God's doing another balloon drop!