Vivienne Westwood: For brides who have no more f**ks to give.
The UGG Bridal Collection! Oh boy, now I can wear a boot that comes up exactly to the fattest part of my calf completely bypassing my ankles down the aisle! Hideous!
Nothing says blushing bride like a slutty monokini.
Can't... find... the words...
Well ladies, are you ready to walk down the aisle and smash that glass ceiling in your wedding pants?