bridal couture

The UGG Bridal Collection! Oh boy, now I can wear a boot that comes up exactly to the fattest part of my calf completely bypassing my ankles down the aisle! Hideous!

Vera Wang stunned the fashion world this week by unveiling some startling hues in her Autumn 2012 wedding gown collection. Black has always been chic but is it for brides? You guys tell me!

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Yes, yes, our fears are confirmed. Pint-sized "Jersey Shore" star Snooki is getting married and having a child! New York Daily News set designers to the task of making a wedding gown befitting the princess of hot tub crying and douchey-club brawls.

Clockwise from top, the designers are: Kara Janx, Ann Yee, and Richie Rich.

Finally! The chic version of Ariel's improvised beachwear.

There's demure and then there's prudish! Which is this?

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Not saying this beauty by Zuhair Murad is the same dress used in that famous Mawwaige, just saying they're a wee bit similar, eh?

Kate Middleton might have brought back sleeves on wedding dresses but trust me, sugar never left.

American model Lindsay Wixson wears the pièce de résistance wedding dress of Chanel's Fall-Winter 2012 show. Love it or hate it?