bridal couture

Viktor and Rolf's Spring 2012 collection's last piece was this seamy little number. How does it strike you?

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Susan Brennan won this year's Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Competition by Cheap-Chic Weddings! What do you think? Wear it of flush it?

Yes, yes, our fears are confirmed. Pint-sized "Jersey Shore" star Snooki is getting married and having a child! New York Daily News set designers to the task of making a wedding gown befitting the princess of hot tub crying and douchey-club brawls.

Clockwise from top, the designers are: Kara Janx, Ann Yee, and Richie Rich.

Not saying this beauty by Zuhair Murad is the same dress used in that famous Mawwaige, just saying they're a wee bit similar, eh?

American model Lindsay Wixson wears the pièce de résistance wedding dress of Chanel's Fall-Winter 2012 show. Love it or hate it?

Kate Middleton might have brought back sleeves on wedding dresses but trust me, sugar never left.

The UGG Bridal Collection! Oh boy, now I can wear a boot that comes up exactly to the fattest part of my calf completely bypassing my ankles down the aisle! Hideous!

Nothing says blushing bride like a slutty monokini.

Can't... find... the words...

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