Nothing says blushing bride like a slutty monokini.
Can't... find... the words...
Yes, yes, our fears are confirmed. Pint-sized "Jersey Shore" star Snooki is getting married and having a child! New York Daily News set designers to the task of making a wedding gown befitting the princess of hot tub crying and douchey-club brawls.
Clockwise from top, the designers are: Kara Janx, Ann Yee, and Richie Rich.