bridal couture

Finally! The chic version of Ariel's improvised beachwear.

American model Lindsay Wixson wears the pièce de résistance wedding dress of Chanel's Fall-Winter 2012 show. Love it or hate it?

Viktor and Rolf's Spring 2012 collection's last piece was this seamy little number. How does it strike you?

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Kate Middleton might have brought back sleeves on wedding dresses but trust me, sugar never left.

Fanly Devotion has never gone this far

Yes, yes, our fears are confirmed. Pint-sized "Jersey Shore" star Snooki is getting married and having a child! New York Daily News set designers to the task of making a wedding gown befitting the princess of hot tub crying and douchey-club brawls.

Clockwise from top, the designers are: Kara Janx, Ann Yee, and Richie Rich.

The UGG Bridal Collection! Oh boy, now I can wear a boot that comes up exactly to the fattest part of my calf completely bypassing my ankles down the aisle! Hideous!

There's demure and then there's prudish! Which is this?

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Vivienne Westwood: For brides who have no more f**ks to give.