bridal couture

Nothing says blushing bride like a slutty monokini.

Can't... find... the words...

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There's demure and then there's prudish! Which is this?

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The UGG Bridal Collection! Oh boy, now I can wear a boot that comes up exactly to the fattest part of my calf completely bypassing my ankles down the aisle! Hideous!

Vivienne Westwood: For brides who have no more f**ks to give.

...Well you certainly won't be outshined by a bridesmaid in this gown!

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Kate Middleton might have brought back sleeves on wedding dresses but trust me, sugar never left.

Finally! The chic version of Ariel's improvised beachwear.

Yes, yes, our fears are confirmed. Pint-sized "Jersey Shore" star Snooki is getting married and having a child! New York Daily News set designers to the task of making a wedding gown befitting the princess of hot tub crying and douchey-club brawls.

Clockwise from top, the designers are: Kara Janx, Ann Yee, and Richie Rich.

Vera Wang stunned the fashion world this week by unveiling some startling hues in her Autumn 2012 wedding gown collection. Black has always been chic but is it for brides? You guys tell me!

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