She restored her sister's faith in humanity. Did she restore yours?
Sometimes when you're inebriated it takes all kinds of concentration to accomplish anything that requires the slightest coordination. In these times, it's best to save your energy up for important tasks like bouquet nabbing.
Also expressions of ridiculousness, like this one.
Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!
"Upon landing she did, in fact, bowl over a couple poor girls whom got in her way."
No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.
Myself and a fellow bridesmaid avoiding the bouquet like the plague