bouquet

Hey, maybe she had lipstick on her teeth.

Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!

** says: "My maid of honor and I made my bouquet from comic book pages and brooches."

On one hand, that heart bouquet is cute! On the other hand, the outfit as a whole is just a mess.

...a gentleman's perfectly shined shoes! Guys need more chanced to be dashing like this, especially at weddings.

You have no idea what I went through for this, you wench!

Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.

That furry bridesmaid is so bossy!

I dare say she might be happier than the bride today.

Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"

The audience will provide the mist for those.