A comically over-sized bouquet. Just for you dearest.
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.
Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"
On one hand, that heart bouquet is cute! On the other hand, the outfit as a whole is just a mess.