bouquet

Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!

You have no idea what I went through for this, you wench!

...a gentleman's perfectly shined shoes! Guys need more chanced to be dashing like this, especially at weddings.

Hey, maybe she had lipstick on her teeth.

A comically over-sized bouquet. Just for you dearest.

Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"

Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.

The audience will provide the mist for those.

Giantess' weddings can be hazardous to us little folk.

I dare say she might be happier than the bride today.