bouquet

Bachelorette squirrel is eager to tie the nut(!)

You have no idea what I went through for this, you wench!

I dare say she might be happier than the bride today.

Hey, maybe she had lipstick on her teeth.

Blank says: "My good friend and I were at a mutual friends wedding, and I caught the bouquet and he caught the garter. It was very awkward because we don't really feel romanitcally inclined towards each other. We took this photo before the bouquet/garter dance. These are our expressions of horror."

Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!

A comically over-sized bouquet. Just for you dearest.

...a gentleman's perfectly shined shoes! Guys need more chanced to be dashing like this, especially at weddings.