bridal shower cake
Some poor guy spent all day anchoring rose petals to the beach so they wouldn't blow away and these two yahoos come along and decide to make a romantic moment of it. Rude.
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Truly a miracle of nature.
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
Pretty much what happens five seconds after every sexy beach photo.
I would make a "Fantasy Island" joke but I wasn't even alive when that show was on so I'd feel like kind of a fraud.