Truly a miracle of nature.
Poseidon gets hitched.
Some poor guy spent all day anchoring rose petals to the beach so they wouldn't blow away and these two yahoos come along and decide to make a romantic moment of it. Rude.
Jack and Lisa and baby Pearl are a picture perfect family. Congrats, lovebirds!
I wonder if they paid them all five bucks to do that. Ha! Joke's on them, I would've done it for free.
Can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged... oh well, still amusing!
You may now toss your bride into the water.
bridal shower cake