Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Some poor guy spent all day anchoring rose petals to the beach so they wouldn't blow away and these two yahoos come along and decide to make a romantic moment of it. Rude.
Can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged... oh well, still amusing!
Poseidon gets hitched.
Truly a miracle of nature.