Some poor guy spent all day anchoring rose petals to the beach so they wouldn't blow away and these two yahoos come along and decide to make a romantic moment of it. Rude.
Desperate cases of wedding boredom call for desperate bellyflops.
You may now toss your bride into the water.
Why have bridesmaids when you can have Nereids?
Truly a miracle of nature.
Jack and Lisa and baby Pearl are a picture perfect family. Congrats, lovebirds!
Can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged, can't tell if real or staged... oh well, still amusing!
I would make a "Fantasy Island" joke but I wasn't even alive when that show was on so I'd feel like kind of a fraud.
Pretty much what happens five seconds after every sexy beach photo.