GEESE GETTING MARRIED!?
My brain is full now. Good night! Oh wait, it's morning. :/
This guy proposes to his girlfriend using 5 iPads in a choreographed dance routine. Amazing!!
Our guests shall dine on denim and alumnium foil, as is traditional for my people.
Just try to make sure he doesn't eat the ring. Then we'll have to wait for him to spit up a pellet and then dig it outta there. Ew.