I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
Portals, they're essentially a series of tubes... much like the internet.
The extra nerdy touch of the Lego toppers is perfection!
Here's hoping you will never need to incinerate her.
May your marriage be the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the cutest couple who ever lived.