The extra nerdy touch of the Lego toppers is perfection!
Here's hoping you will never need to incinerate her.
Check out these Portal-themed wedding rings by Etsy user 17thbit! Now you're thinking doing everything in your entire life with Portals!
The confection is a fabrication!
... "Portal" fans, am I doing this right?
I hope the wedding cake is not a lie, though.
There's more than one way to express your nerdy side. Why not throw them all at one cake?
Portals, they're essentially a series of tubes... much like the internet.
May your marriage be the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the cutest couple who ever lived.