Guaranteed that your beer glass will be fancier than you are by the end of the night.
I really have no idea why this happened, but I went with it.
Let's keep the battles at a minimum during the ceremony, shall we boys?
Who says you can't be a frog AND a prince at the same time?
Men only jump that high for two reasons: basketball rebounds and ladies' undergarments.
I guess she finally put a ring on it.