FAIL

Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!

You see guys, the Risky Business dance scene only works if you take your pants off first!

Not really a fan of videos in which people get hurt and we're supposed to laugh. But since I don't dictate all things humorous in this world (yet), here ya go!

No, no I don't believe she will appreciate the sentiment.

Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

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