FAIL

Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

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Caution: This video contains naughty words

A girl proposes to her boyfriend for leap year and then things turn ugly. I have serious doubts that this, along with most YouTube proposal fail videos, is real. Nonetheless, maybe she could have chosen a better place to declare her undying affection than a dingy, crowded kitchen in the middle of a drunken house party? Just saying.

My pessimistic nature tells me this is fake, but also tells me it could happen? Conflicting!

This cake just tells it like it is (although there were not multiple grooms!)

FACT: She will not remember this happened 30 seconds from now.

You see guys, the Risky Business dance scene only works if you take your pants off first!

Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."

She gets dropped by the guy and totally flashes the camera and yet maintains her composure entirely. But then again, it really is he who should be embarrassed for dropping such a petite girl...

Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.

Wait a minute guys, we need him for this wedding. He's the groom...