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The problem with vintage cars is that sometimes at very clutch moments you realize why we don't drive cars like these anymore...

No not the girl who falls. The bride finding out a little more about her friend's competition issues than she would have liked to on her wedding day.

There's certainly one guy in this video that's deserving of the Best-Friend-Ever-No-Seriously-You-Are-the-Best-Award.

Whaddya mean this slender little dock isn't meant for 12 people??!

Nothing brings a family together like collectively knocking out Aunt Jeanine.

Scenario 1: He dropped the cake. Scenario 2: He's LEVITATING THE CAKE.

I prefer the second one.

Just another example in my long line of evidence that flower girls secretly conspire to ruin weddings.

World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.

Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!

Men of the world, please find out if being proposed to in front of an entire basketball stadium is something the object of your affection would like or not BEFORE you attempt it. Seriously, that was cringeworthy.

I'm going to play the optimist here and say, "good on Dad for finally losing some weight!"

Let's pretend that I edited this video for a second.

Here's What I Would Cut: The Eurotrash club track in the background. ("Just Like a Dirty Dancer") Female Ass-shake at 01:15 Male Ass-shake at 01:19 Strobe effects at 01:29 Awkward upskirt/cleavage shot at 01:34 CLEAVAGE KISS at 01:39 Garter flash at 2:07 Cardboard dancing/awkward pointing/fist shaking from 02:13 to 2:33 Duck face at 03:04 More skirt-hiking at 03:16 And, pretty much everything else

Here's What I Would Leave i

Laugh, laugh to keep from crying.

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Grandma will not apologize for kickin' 'em heels high.