FAIL

No, no I don't believe she will appreciate the sentiment.

My pessimistic nature tells me this is fake, but also tells me it could happen? Conflicting!

Whaddya mean this slender little dock isn't meant for 12 people??!

The first step to a happy marriage is not to trip on the first step.

Men of the world, please find out if being proposed to in front of an entire basketball stadium is something the object of your affection would like or not BEFORE you attempt it. Seriously, that was cringeworthy.

World's drunkest party on world's smallest dance floor.

Hey, hey, hey. This isn't Dancing With the Stars!

You see guys, the Risky Business dance scene only works if you take your pants off first!