Marvel has released the cover of Astonishing X-men #51 in which their first openly-gay character, Northstar, weds longtime boyfriend Kyle. That's nice and all, but I'm more concerned that it looks like Iceman and Storm are totally late to the ceremony! Look guys, just because you're mutants doesn't mean you can just waltz, slide, or fly in whenever you feel like it!
Submitter butterflyperception pointed out that this is most likely an arranged marriage. While that's troubling in itself, I have to admit my first thought was, "those two are gonna have some really uncoordinated children." Or hey, genes work in mysterious ways. Maybe we're looking at the parents of the next Roger Federer.