The bonk over the head with the cardboard axe was perfect.

Clearly he's a leg man.

Marrying a man thirteen years younger? Get it gurrl!

Dad was a Lieutenant Colonel in the Army Corps of Engineers. Mom & Dad got married at Ft. Lewis Washington after the war, and his men decorated this earth mover as their "carriage" from the chapel to the reception. This is a colorized black and white, and I especially like how they drew in a rainbow in the background.

He assumes the fetal position so well... maybe this isn't the first time he's been rescued.

I mean, it is a fetish flick, right? :/

This couple got engaged while he was running in the torch relay around the UK! How patriotic!