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How have you kept that cupcake intact in your pocket all day?

This is the kind of rainy day I can get behind for sure!

Hey, you like pencils? You like carrying them with you? In a pencil? Thought so.

It's cute, but in real life a shark with sharp pencils sticking out of its mouth would be terrifying.

It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?

He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.

Never leave home without your smile.

As long as they're not scratching the hell out of my neck, I'm sold!

I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!

Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.

The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.

Why would you want to keep your DS in the mouth of a puppet? Well I guess if you have to ask you'll never know.

Careful you don't try to munch on your laundry money there. They are very convincing.

Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.