I'm so glad someone realized that if you dip a marshmallow in yellow candy coating, it looks like a Lego minifig. Hey grumpy, cheer up and enjoy your last few precious moments on this earth!
No matter how cute your clippers are, thou shalt not clip thine nails on public transportation or in an open office. Thank you.
Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!
Hi! Just a friendly reminder to maybe skip the Pop Tarts and go for some fruit!
I like that this little birdie is on a stick, it would look just perfect nestled in with a potted plant.
Now that it's for reals Spring out here and I've changed my haircolor to help feel brighter and sunnier, I'm craving super bright flowers and sunny little sweets.
Kitty, don't look so shocked. You're designed to hold whatever I want you to. No judgment.
