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Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!

I've never wanted to cuddle with Pikachu more!

Kitty, don't look so shocked. You're designed to hold whatever I want you to. No judgment.

He's sad that you found out about his delicious fruity center. Don't worry, I won't tell!

You're welcome to live at my place, just please don't munch my garden!

No matter how cute your clippers are, thou shalt not clip thine nails on public transportation or in an open office. Thank you.

What are you looking at, turtle? Is there something on the ground over there? Is it a bug? A ladybug? Aw, make friends with it!

It can't be easy knowing you're going to be eaten but these guys have it all figured out. They are happy to be of service. We could all learn a thing or two about altruism from these dudes.

I like that this little birdie is on a stick, it would look just perfect nestled in with a potted plant.

Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.

Sometimes you just need something sunny and snuggly to brighten up your day in the winter. This will do nicely!

Wouldn't this springtimey cake make a lovely hat for a garden party? I went to a wedding performance art thing once where there was a girl dressed as a wedding cake with real cake on her hat. She wandered through the party and bent down so people could take bites. I'm pretty sure anyone with an edible hat would be the life of the party.

Hi! Just a friendly reminder to maybe skip the Pop Tarts and go for some fruit!