yarn

The poof, the orange skin, the belly ring, it's flawless!

This dangly cupcake would make a nice squeezy stressball. I'd like to keep it in the palm of my hand while I'm on the bus, fighting not to yell at the people who don't have their pass ready when they get on.

Totoro may not be great with chess strategy, but his heart's in it.

This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!

Plastic ponies aren't snuggly enough. These soft friends are just what I need.

Sshhhhhh, she's trying to take a nap.

When you need a little extra magic in your life, you know where to turn.

I've never been any good with actual yarn, perhaps I could master the art of icing crocheting in time for my cats and dogs to have babies. Wait, they're not having babies! WHO WILL I BE GRANNY FOR?

I can't help imagining that it would be so awesome to bury my nose in these squishy sundaes and sleep in a pile of them. So sweet!

Prehistoric creatures deserve snuggles too!

Cuttlefish are probably smarter than us, but can they crochet? Your move, Cephalopod!

Statistics have never been so squee!

Don't you hate it when your calves get cold and chafed from your rubber boots rubbing and not fitting right? Hey look! Knit cute little cuffs to go around the tops and all your problems are solved! Thank goodness, that was really bugging me.

Available at: Spoon Sisters http://www.spoonsisters.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&ProductCode=72701-1&CategoryCode=1023000&ProductCount=0 ($36) Via: Gizmodiva http://www.gizmodiva.com/fashion/boottopperkitaddswarmthtoyourlegs.php

With enough knitted snakes you could have a Medusa-inspired scarf of softness and evil.

Something tells me this guy won't hold water.