New family get-together plan: after dinner orchestra!
These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.
Stop saving wine for special occasions and drink it all now! Look what you can make with the corks!
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
You've done well this year, Blitzen! You and all the reindeer deserve to kick back and enjoy yourselves.