The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
You've done well this year, Blitzen! You and all the reindeer deserve to kick back and enjoy yourselves.
Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!
It's Kraken wine, don't worry about it.