Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!
You've done well this year, Blitzen! You and all the reindeer deserve to kick back and enjoy yourselves.
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
New family get-together plan: after dinner orchestra!
The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
Stop saving wine for special occasions and drink it all now! Look what you can make with the corks!
Anyone who brings me wine is my favorite anything really.
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These tiny monsters stick to your wine glass with a suction cup so you'll always know which is yours. I'm always the blue bicep guy because I've got such huge guns.
It's Kraken wine, don't worry about it.
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.