Next time I move homes I want a cake in the shape of my new house. There must be something symbolic about eating a replica of your home. What could it mean?
Bowling balls can wreak havoc on your hardwood floors. Take it easy.
Do you have bad aim and a desperate need to save your pennies?
I'm just gonna take this home and tuck it into my hope chest instead of eating it. It's far too pretty. Ooh, maybe it'll look nice under a bell jar!
What, you don't have these guys hanging out in trees in your yard?
Like subtle little quiet ghosts creeping up on your earholes.
Kitty's got on her fanciest sparkly bow to make your day that much more special.