I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.
These bears make me want nothing more than a springtime bike ride through London. I'll use this wallet to save my pennies for the trip.
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
This just brings back memories of thumb blisters. What a terribly designed controller! It makes a much better wallet.
To hold your cold, hard cash.
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.
These are some intense fisticuffs right here.
Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
Now that it's back to diet-town for a lot of us, it would be nice to know I've always got a bagel on hand if I need it.
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.
I'm pretty sure this is what Roger Rabbit carries his change in.