Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
Even Hello Kitty throws a little attitude around now and again.
Now that it's back to diet-town for a lot of us, it would be nice to know I've always got a bagel on hand if I need it.
The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!
This just brings back memories of thumb blisters. What a terribly designed controller! It makes a much better wallet.
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.
These are some intense fisticuffs right here.
Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.
I'm pretty sure this is what Roger Rabbit carries his change in.
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.