I know awesome when I see it, though I'm not up on my Mass Effect. Halp!
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
You love Raz, you want to cuddle Raz in a weird way. Now is your chance.
Your cuffs are getting tired of those old Mario cufflinks. Update!
It's sad to watch them melt but they provided you with an important service!