You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
Food made with love is the best tasting food. It can't hurt to also have a heart-shaped utensil in there for good measure.
You make some seriously rockin' burgers.
Do you LOVE salad? Then show that poor salad how you feel!
I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!
Let's take a ride across pizza park before dinner.
You like to feel fancy when you're writing your genius poetry in your hand-bound leather journal.