You're not good for much, are you, toucan? At least tou-can open my cans for me. That's useful enough.
Do you LOVE salad? Then show that poor salad how you feel!
You like to feel fancy when you're writing your genius poetry in your hand-bound leather journal.
Food made with love is the best tasting food. It can't hurt to also have a heart-shaped utensil in there for good measure.
The French know what's up with wine making and drinking. I trust them to also help me open the bottle.
Let's take a ride across pizza park before dinner.
I'll fight that dinosaur to the death for a bowl of pasta. Back off, toothy!
You make some seriously rockin' burgers.