Even as an adult I could see having an adorable wooden kitchen set on a shelf. I'm not going to take my cooking too seriously.
Want a little cute with your fantastical drama? These are ADOOORABLE.
When I was wee, we hung a bunch of strings crisscrossing the living room and hooked He-Man's hand over the strings and had him zipping through the sky! How badly do you miss your He-Man and She-Ra toys? As much as Screech up there? I doubt it.
What message are you trying to send? Just tell the sock monkeys and they'll take care of it for you.
The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.