toys

Now that it's the year of the dragon, I think it's high time we all started dressing like it.

Oh how I wish I could hug the real sun after our interminable northwest winters.

Zoidberg looks a little too much like he wants to chew on my spleen, but otherwise these guys are super precious!

Superheroes are so hot right now. Maybe they can act as pocket warmers.

Sure it's about teaching kids shapes, but maybe I want to review shapes too.

When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?

This is supposed to help you learn chopstick dexterity by moving the pandas around. I know it helps me say AWWWWWWWWW a lot more often.

Whoever said robots don't feel love have never met Heartbot. He's got so much love to give!

When you've only got one eye, it's best to take good care of it and shield it from the sun.

Matryoshka=cute; Ninja= awesome. Matryoshka+ninja= AWESOMELY CUTE!

If you didn't have at least one of these toys as a kid, your childhood didn't count. Don't worry, here's your chance to make it up to yourself. And yes, they totally work.