toilet paper

Everything you touch deserves to be as chic and lovely as you are.

Shhhhh, no one needs to know what Domo's hiding.

I'm not a huge fan of having a face in the bathroom watching me, but this robot is so neutral and all about business. You know he takes his job seriously because he is programmed to do one thing and one thing only, provide you with fresh clean paper. Thanks robot!

Hey man, if Kiss and Hello Kitty want to combine brands to sell toilet paper, who am I to judge?

Kitty watches you no matter what you are doing.

Though it won't be much help in an emergency, having a reminder of the natural functions of the body should keep things from getting too heavy.