toast

When good bread goes bad, and fights back!

Available at: Alliesminis http://www.etsy.com/listing/61705455/egg-and-toast-breakfast-earrings ($9)

As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.

Breakfast can never be quite this adorable.

I don't want to think about my cuts and scrapes, I want to think about breakfast!

Available at: Little Miss Delicious http://www.littlemissdelicious.com ($14)

If there's a cuter way to store your info, I defy you to find it!

I love going on vacation when I get a chance to spend some time at a bed and breakfast. I know this is breakfast for a tot, but I like to think it's a magical house in the woods where I can stay the night and have the best breakfast ever. So there.

I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?

Available at: The Tiny Fig http://thetinyfig.wazala.com/?page=product_det&id=2427 ($12)

Imaginary toy bears also need to start the day with a balanced breakfast!

This face could be my face because a savory, melty, cheesy snack puts one heck of a smile on my face. This looks like the perfect after school snack to eat when you get home from art club and you need something to nibble on while you watch "Animaniacs" and "Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers".

Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.