In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Let's just see the postal workers try to bend this!
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!
Getting a package in the mail is super exciting. Think how much MORE exciting it could be with sweet little animals parading all over it!
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!